Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

A fat persons lump

Damn that bitch got a big ass fump

by The fump mask May 30, 2020

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

Fump

Retard

This guy is being a fump

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fump

the best rust clan ever FUMP

basically means you agree to whatever the other person is saying

-person 1 "hey! where is your base"

-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"

-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"

by fump_yope July 12, 2022