Fucktastic

When things go horribly wrong or circumstances lead to a frustrating event.

tom: Lets me get this straight.... we just got fired, we have no beer or liquer, and we live in a dry county? well isn't that fucktastic!

by Random names August 18, 2007

Fucksticks

A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.

If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.

"oh fucksticks I've lost my keys"

"fucksticks!! where's that fucking money!"

by Johnypnumonic August 27, 2011

asain fuckstick

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

Fuckstick

Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.

Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!

by Obama is a terrorist June 5, 2009

fuckstick

Literal: A dildo or vibrator

Slang: A foolish person, someone easily used by another to suit their own purposes, excessively gullible; a dullard or dimwit.

I can't believe you paid sticker price for that car, you fuckstick.

by Mark Jurado May 1, 2003

fuckstick

Nick Rodriguez

Nick, you're a fuckstick

by elboss November 6, 2012

fuktastic

adj. A word that I and probably many other people in this world made up without a reason. Used with sarcasm, defining something that isn't fantastic but hell with it. =

Smile, tomorrow is going to be a fuktastic day.

by SARA_i0i_likegasp March 22, 2005