i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

FUCK I'M ON FIRE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

person 1: FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: (calls police)

by MeowStuff110 April 27, 2022

piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

on the fuck

Another way of saying ‘getting fucked up’.

Spastic Dave - “what you doing tonight cunt?”

Regular Dave - “getting on the fuck m8”

by Chutneyfairy September 26, 2019

what the fuck is going on

If we knew what was going on, we wouldn't be asking this question. But what is really going on, is you are questioning wether you know what is going on or not.

Looking at the "WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY" Twitter page. What the fuck is going on?
A blind kid is playing football, what the fuck is going on?

by ullneverknowc July 24, 2016

fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG December 28, 2005

fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009