floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

by jim October 29, 2003

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

flog sock

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.

"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"

by drongo September 5, 2006

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

flognut

a toe sucker

that flognut was nice

by belly gub June 2, 2009

Grog Flog

After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.

Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014