Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"
by Marco Dando October 30, 2008
Get the Filtered wee mug.The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.
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Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
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Get the frittarted mug.Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
Get the Filtered vending machine mug.To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.
I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.
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