kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

Chocolate Philly Fritter

When pounding in stink star gets messy and you proceed to let the women suck her feces off ur penis.

Shawty shit on my meat last night so I fed her the chocolate Philly fritter

by DCPhilly June 25, 2025

Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way

Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.

by GiraffeGuyGold August 21, 2017

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

Fritter

Fritter is a random guy who likes cheese.

Lars: "This Cheese is just freaking amazing".
Carl: "you are such a Fritter right now"

by TheRealShrimplyPepples January 8, 2018

fritter

1.Someone who finesses the opposing sex
2.Doing something extreme
3. In contrast, doing something non-extreme
4. In addition to a person, place, thing, or idea

1."Damn did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah man"
"Such a fritter"

2."Can't believe you cheated on your test... You're such a fritter!"
3. "You couldn't even say hey to her? Wow you're such a fritter!"
4. "What's up Klaus fritter"

by BigFishInASmallConch May 20, 2015