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Flappage

Garland reference to excessive dropping or flapping of internet equipment. Device is continuously up and down.
We're seeing alot of flappage from your modem rack.
by swanssy January 13, 2009
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collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to
Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.
by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011
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Frappuccino

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.
OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.
by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005
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Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.
Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!
by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017
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tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.
Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?
by I learned it from Mino November 5, 2004
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frapple

by Lauren D May 9, 2005
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ass frappe

An epic proportion of diarhea. It is similar to a chocolate frappe in thickness and color.
"Check out the ass frappe that guy left in the toilet."
by Killah B January 31, 2006
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