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fortuitous bust

When your NFL team loses a playoff game to its most annoying division rival, because of one brilliant defensive play which stumped your incredible offense.
It was a fortuitous bust that the Seahawks stopped the Rams at the goal line in the 2025 NFC Championship Game.
by britishmetric144 February 4, 2026
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laquifa fortuna

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”
by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023
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IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.
Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022
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