When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.
Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"
Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
by the magic pooper January 31, 2012
He went behind the tree to take a shit, after a few minutes a blood curteling scream peirced the night. We found our friend dead with a gushing wound where his asshole used to be. We assumed it was ground eels.
by Spolio Opima November 16, 2008
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
One who inserts eels in their rectum for sexual pleasure; an individual of questionable sexual tastes.
by Bob Hopes January 21, 2004
1) An erection resembling an "eel escaping" that results from getting aroused while wearing basketball shorts or other light lower-body clothing.
2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.
2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.
#1: Oh man dude, gross. Jerry has an Escaping Eel.
#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.
#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!
#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.
#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!
by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009
-slang for gel keyboard wrist support
(the shape and flexibility are similar to that of an eel)
-referring to its alternative use as a pleasure toy for him or her
(the shape and flexibility are similar to that of an eel)
-referring to its alternative use as a pleasure toy for him or her
"how's the carpel tunnel syndrome since you started using that cool keyboard wrist support?"
"even worse actually, it hasn't been supporting anything but my masterbation addiction, in turn making my carpel tunnel even worse."
"woah, i never thought of it like that...no wonder they call it the love eel."
"even worse actually, it hasn't been supporting anything but my masterbation addiction, in turn making my carpel tunnel even worse."
"woah, i never thought of it like that...no wonder they call it the love eel."
by eryneryn July 12, 2006
When you have an impressively large poop, but place it just right to where it swims up the plumbing and just a head is poking out of the little hole looking up at you.
I got home from a long road trip and waited to long to use the restroom. When I finally did, I birthed the hugest Shy Eel ever!
by Chub17 March 29, 2018