Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012

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here for a good time not a long time

Creepy guys put this on tinder to to indicate that all they want is a free whore and they don't want to take a woman on dates or do anything nice for her they just want to use her like she's in a porn film.

Duuur I'm bald and a hambeast but Tinder rules state if I come on here I can get a free whore. I'm going to put "Here for a good time not a long time" in my bio. Huyuk!

by RakeModeCakeMode June 30, 2022

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good for moral it lowers it

UK: Heard in military training camps when explaining to lower ranks why a difficult or unpleasnt task has to be carried out.

Recruit: ...but Sarge, why do we have to crawl through that muddy ditch?

Sergeant: Because its good for moral son, IT LOWERS IT!

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

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for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call +1 613 745-1576. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025