Fooncie

The name for an extremely large dick:

Laeron whacked his fooncie against his dresser before he fuc*ed his neighbors mom.

by Keepit1hunnet June 14, 2014

Foonman

A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.

Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".

by Foonman July 19, 2010

Foonut

Alpha male gamer that is very good at every video game.

- Damn this dude is top 1%
- He must be a Foonut

by Foonut Gaming March 14, 2021

foonja

the area around the face or mouth

I'm gonna slap you in your foonja!

by justin/devin September 1, 2008

Foonami

A situation in which a person exceeds the norms of being a foo; typically when engaging in a situation of epic foolishness.

Gab has no common sense at all. She did the stupidest thing I have ever seen yesterday, it was a huge foonami.

by nomm August 23, 2010

Foonchow

its a cool mustache mainly found on indian type people! also common for mexicans to have them!

guy 1: hey do you know sanjay?
guy 2: what does he look like?
guy 2: hes the guy with the sexy foonchow mustache!

by creepy jim January 7, 2012

Kan foong

The degratory term for the homosexual male species. He likes to suck cocks and prefers around 10 or more at once. His asshole is as large as the fucking moon. His penis is consistently dried and wrinkled as he gets sucked by his gay shits.

He loves to dance but secretly, it's a way to get rid of his frustating fellacios and ass rimming.

Kan foong is the epitome of homosexuality.

You are such a Kan foong!!!

I saw 2 Kan foongs performing fellacios.

by The man who can't be sucked April 10, 2010