FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.
I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.
by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020
Get the FMTL mug.She’s such a brat. I had to use her holes again. Then she texted me “FMTICAOT” guess Imma have go for seconds bros—my dom
by I know exactly nothing February 6, 2021
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by pissshart June 6, 2021
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made by the one nd only , @besosforlils on tt 😣😣 // ugh i gotta define it // lils says fmts so do it to her ty
by lils 💖 April 19, 2022
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