Dave was so upset he flumped himself to sleep
To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.
To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.
by TC88 October 28, 2013
Get the Flumpmug. N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder
"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"
by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014
Get the flumpmug. to effectively date a girl simple so you can have sex with her, followed by an immediate dump.
hence flump (fuck + dump)
hence flump (fuck + dump)
by Corey_0422622443 December 9, 2008
Get the flumpmug. 
(a)Meaning someone whos gulible or stupid.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.
You Flump!
by Hollyhaaa April 21, 2009
Get the Flumpmug. The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.
"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"
by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017
Get the Flumpingmug. by ilusion80 October 21, 2010
Get the Flumpmug.