Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020

Flappeh

Most commonly used to describe a hypocrite. A self-centered impulsive persona. Whenever you meet a Flappeh, turn back IMMEDIATELY.

Natic: Stop acting like a Flappeh!

by PreetiiPsycho April 8, 2021

Hot Flapper

The act of a fat male or female dancing or jiggling prefeucely without reason

Tom: Dude i was in the candy isle at walmart when i came across a Hot Flapper eating Nutela

by LJS Meat Sweats August 3, 2015

Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.

I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)

by Somnili June 30, 2016

Batman flapping

Two gay male Asians that make love after eating sushi while wearing costumes

I bet the are gonna go do some batman flapping

by Unknown xoxo June 27, 2016

flapperdoodle

replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)

i couldnt hold my bowels long enough to get my pants off so i had to buy a new flapperdoodle.

by Donnie....inspired by Ashley April 25, 2007

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006