King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

piss flap

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

by Cindydk3 December 30, 2003

shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

flapadella

A flapadella is:
The flap of skin underneath the chin and on the neck. A very ticklish spot if spontaneously tickled.

You just flapdella'd me! Meaning: You just spontaneuosly tickled the flap of skin underneath my chin and on my neck!

That is what a flapadella or flapadella'd is.

by ashoegabaralalalal September 17, 2006

flapcunt

A word that beats anything and can be used in almost any context.

"I called it first."
"No I called it first."
"Flapcunt!"
"Aww fine."

by flapcunt September 25, 2011

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017