Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

Fire Piece

A fire piece is a a fake ( clone ) copy of a credit card,driver’s license, or any card form of identification.

I just bought a fire piece off of truefatgod for the low.

by Truefatgod January 17, 2020

Firas

Firas is a person who you’ll never meet like him, he is one of the best people in the world, if you have a firas trust me your life will be much better because there is no one in the world like that person. He will do anything for you, he will be your best friend, and when you’re sad make you feel happy. He will always be beside you with happy and hard times and will support you through everything. If you have a firas hold onto them because you can’t lose a person like them and if you don’t have a firas get one ASAP cuz you’re missing out trust me you’re missing out. And not to forget the most important thing he gets allll the girls out there, no girl will be left for you. If you just see firas just turn around and go back cuz boy you got no luck. He got all the looks and hotness and stealsss all the girls. He is a lovable person and is the best person you’ll ever meet

Who is firas?
Firas is the most amazing guy in the world.

by Carlogarcias November 15, 2021

finestine

a sexy hot woman that is also super smart aka fine and einstine = finestine

your so smart and sexy your finestine baby

by sunillovesfun January 5, 2009

light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

trumpster fire

The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.

Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now

by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016