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Finger Fumble

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009
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Fumble

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.
"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "
by Kelly Persona April 25, 2013
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fimbledippling

The act of frying the tip of one's penis in avocado oil heated to between 150 to 175 degrees Fahrenheit. Not to be confused with grundlebundling or scivvyruntling
"Honey, I think I want to try fimbledippling tonight."
"I'M COMING."
by EdgarAllenJoe October 10, 2018
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fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.
2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."
by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017
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Frimbledoid

You driving to Wigan? “No I’m seventeen” oh alright then frimbledoid
by Well sick person like October 20, 2018
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Fibblegabbled

The act of swinging a warhammer into someone's skull or face, specifically in the context of a game such as Skyrim or Dungeons and Dragons.
Wow, I totally fibblegabbled that orc!
by Deci! July 5, 2022
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Snack fumble

When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix
I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.
by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017
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