Fife

A fork and a knife put together. One end has a knife, another has a fork. Who needs two hands after all?

"Jeremy, pass the fife. I can't be bothered getting a knife and fork."

by noneedtoskeet March 29, 2019

Fife

A land in which the fairy pigs also known as the shittiest police force in existence is, marked by the extremely high level of dope fiends and meth heads that run around toothless hooping and hollering all night, you can spot the infamous howling gorilla from the upper tiers of the travelodge castle. And gaze upon the drooling red eyed succubus stripper, hooker, googly monster who stomps around in her loud ass clogs all night up and down the strip a block from pigland, aka the police station. If youre lucky enough and get a room at the Travelodge Fife crack castle you may be unfortunate enough to hear the always heard but never seen Crackfoot stomping above your head as it dances around its bed in the center of the room while the smiling meth demons look on, be careful walking on the ground made of syringes and meth baggies, and beware of the 12 year old with the tech 9 and no sense, because one thing is for sure the fairy pigs don't care they're busy tending the fat ass worthless fuck flavored donut fields. You can find Fife located on the large hunk of mold called Washington state just follow the Aroma of Tacoma and you'll know you're on the right track.

I am going to be going to a party at the Tacoma Dome, I think I'll stay at the Travelodge Crack Castle In Fife.

by Sockrates March 13, 2017

Matthew Fife

Matthew Fife has a horse cock, and knows how to use it. Matthew Fife will take your girl home and she will be limping the next day

Have you seen Matthew fife he is so hot

by Big steppa 0987 September 23, 2022

fife

forever.

frandz for fife!!

by paul rudd February 15, 2021

Fife

New age term for what people call their close friends. Used interchangeably with bro, dude and mate

Guy 1: you know that guy James?

Guy 2: Oh yeah bro he’s my fife, he always there for me

by Bigman2122 May 18, 2018

Fife

Friend, homie

Created by Jeff Granflor and Aj Guiton

“Hanging with my fife right now mom”

by Graiton February 16, 2018

fife

Fife is literally the best person you could ever have the opportunity of meeting in your meaningless lives. If you have the opportunity to ever be graced by the presence of Fife you should bow the fuck down because you just passed by the literal fucking God of gods. Be thankful.

Have you heard the gospel of fife?

by Iamnotfifa September 15, 2022