feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.

Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.

by requiett November 11, 2009

Feldmanism

Performing general acts of jewshbaggery in all actions of your everyday life. The leader of this awful cult is davefeldman and he must be destroyed for creating this ultimate evil.

Room 405 hates all those that practice the dark arts of Feldmanism.

by 405Stinky May 5, 2005

Feldhus

An excessively strange acting and/or looking person or object, not natural.

Come on man! You're acting all Feldhus!

by Dizzan December 24, 2007

feldsine

A sign located in the middle of a cornfield.

Oh no, we're lost. Oh wait theres a feldsine!

by yoyomaster143 November 4, 2010

Feldman Scheme

A dishonest or disingenuous attempt at using crowdsourcing to extort money from people, especially fans and supporters.

That former child star pulled a Feldman Scheme on their fans!

by NamesNOTransom June 11, 2018

feldy

A Feldy is a constantly horny sometimes mushy and always funny friend. They care about you in their own special strange way but will make fun of you all the time. A Feldy is someone you can joke around with about something really stupid and then mush.

1. *makes sexual joke* haha classic Feldy

2. Aww you’re so mushy you’re such a Feldy

by professordrunkass May 4, 2019

feldmanphobe

A Feldmanphobe or Feldmaphobe is someone who hates or strongly dislikes Andrew Barth Feldman and his (anti-)jokes or humor. (Particularly during Broadway jackbox)

• "Ugh, Why is he does he keep winning?! STOP VOTING FOR ANDREW!"
- "Omg, stop being such a Feldmanphobe. Sometimes he's actually funny!

by Ah_Nah April 29, 2020