She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig
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Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009
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Get the straight fucked mug.1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
by Oily Depths March 28, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Fucked mug.1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.
2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
by w.phx.az March 10, 2009
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reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
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