fattings

to be fat about a food or obsessed with food

liz was fattings about a banana like she was eating 7 banana

by badbish777 September 30, 2022

Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.

by birde <3 July 30, 2024

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

Fateing

The act of calling to another soul through the line of connectivity and frequency of all souls on earth.

Andrew was fateing you to him.

by Nike Minjaj November 28, 2023

Fating

When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.

Amelia and I are fating because that's how bad it got but, you know, I love spending time with her.

by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024

Fashington D.C.

Fascist Washington D.C.

Ah well – Fashington D.C. here we go.

by 🅰️ November 12, 2024

Faithing

The act of pleasuring oneself with a crucifix while laying on an altar.

"Father Flanigan visited me yesterday, saying somebody was faithing themselves on the altar again."

by FaithingNoMore January 25, 2026