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toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"
Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!
by Oofftt January 10, 2014
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Farter

Someone who farts so much that their pants smell farty.
John is such a farter. His room smells farty for days
by Farty May 13, 2004
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Cake Farter

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is a major Cake Farter. She and her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, posted a video of her anally blowing the candles on her birthday cake, instead of the usual oral method.
by Dolphus Tittius March 15, 2011
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farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.
that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!
by technoslut November 15, 2005
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spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resorting to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010
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