Matthew Farrand

the love of my life, my favourite person ever i am madly in love with him he is so perfect and dreamy and so hot

omg i love matthew farrand 😍😍

by yo778896 November 22, 2022

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Farmalot

Verb meaning to ejaculate without proper provocation

When dancing with a girl you farmalot in your pants

by Jack Barch January 9, 2008

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The most awesome guy in the world.. When he passes by girls go like - Fuck Yeah! He rocks my world.. I look at him i go DAAAAAAAAAIIIMMMMMM... ummmmmpfff..

He is tall fair and handsome.. AKA "SEXY"

During sex.. he goes once.. he goes twice.. he goes thrice.. n then he keeeeeeeeeeeeppssss going..

Girl 1: F*#$ last night I got with this guy Farhang and DUDE!! i jus kept going uummmmpfffff aaaaaaaahhhhhh... he left me love stoned man....

Girl 2: :O I need a Farhang in my life! :(

by Sheila KI Jawani April 22, 2011

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carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

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Farmadli

A Malaysian beast of legend, commonly sighted within the Damansara Jaya area; rumored to have three heads, only two of which can be seen at any one time.

Legend has it that once all three are seen; the world as we know it will come to an end.

"Today, we seek the legendary beast; the Farmadli." - Legendary Sightings tour guide.

by cuntmonger September 30, 2010

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Farhan

Farhan Is A Motherfucking Beast Who Doesn't Give A Shit About Anyone Or Anyone's Opinion. He Always Works Alone, But When He Does Work With A Partner, He Makes Sure It's The Best Fucking Partnership In The Whole Gigantic World! He Is Also Ready To Fight And Whoop People's Ass If They Talk Shit About Him.

"Oh Look! There's A Farhan Coming!"
"Forget About Everything! Just Run!

by YourBoyMcRoy December 2, 2018

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