dont be a failure like steve jobs providing us with a mp3 player, it olny works when you take a shit on it, it likes the shizer
by stevejobs is satan June 13, 2007

by Trumpisaloser.net January 14, 2021

by froth October 1, 2005

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.
by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.
by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014
