Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Faceditch

When one comments on another's facebook status and suddenly leaves the conversation like they weren't even there.

Dude! Did you just see that? Shannon just faceditched Jennifer's status!

by marcum February 28, 2011

fuckbitch

A fuckbitch is a man a older woman dominates and use purely for sex. the woman is usually older and makes the man utterly submissive

Woman: Bend over fuckbitch cos I'm gonna spank you hard

by HHMaster January 21, 2015

Fabitch

Something which is fabulous and bitchy as the same time

"Oooh! Beyoncé's dress is so fabitch".

"Have you seen the Hills catfight? It was a fabitch moment"

by Slut sorority July 7, 2009

facebirthday

When the only mark or recognition of your birthday is that people leave messages on your facebook wall. Often disappointing.

Steve: Hey, did you do anything for your 23rd?
Dean: Nah man, it was a total facebirthday.
Steve: Oh, lame.

by rockzorz_boxorz December 26, 2010

Fagbitchin'

When you are half chillin half passing out

Oh I was just "Fagbitchin'" the other nyt with my hoes and doritos

by Dr Penile Lewis August 19, 2011

Fuckbitches

A word used to express one's extreme frustration, anger, or irritation.

Person 1: "Hey man, I just found out that big test is tomorrow."

Person 2: "Really?! Fuckbitches! I haven't studied."

by petitmonstre August 11, 2010