F.F.G.

F.F.G. = Freshly Fucked Grin
The smile found on someone's face shortly after the act of luuurve.

(At a party) Look at that couple coming down the stairs, I know what they've been doing, she's blatantly got F.F.G.

by Daniel H May 30, 2006

L.A.F.F.E.E.

A gang of middle aged housewives who party hard in the city of Park Ridge. The group's name allegidly stands for Life After Forty, For Everyone and Everything; but underground information attests that the true meaning of the group is Life After Forty, F*** Everyone and Everything. Their known kingpin is Franny the Fox who's coverup job includes practicing the beatitudes. Don't let their smiles and love for wine and hurricanes fool you: these women are bad news.

"Those L.A.F.F.E.E. women are starting trouble again"

by Ricky the Rat December 11, 2008

E.I.F.F.

is an acronym for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.'

Known to be included in a circle of sexy ladies in order to pronounce their good looks.

"Look at the group 5 sexy ladies and the E.I.F.F."

by tndcrs December 21, 2008

D.I.F.F.

A person who is willing to
Do.It.For.Free
A ho...skank..or just someone who'll lick their lips
while droppin it to the floor

Ashley: Hey invite her to your party

Jessica: Hell no..shes such a d.i.f.f., she'll probably
dance on the tables and take everyone back to her hotel..that ho

by D.I.F.F. Headquarters June 24, 2008

D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend

Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F

by Nick November 22, 2004

J.A.F.F

Just A Friendly Fuck

it's cool, it was just a J.A.F.F

by blargggg1234 October 26, 2011

D.U.F.F

Literally stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend. This is the bitch who comes out of no where to cockblock you when you are about to get a chick home with you. She is often recognizable by her fat ass, bad hair and sour disposition. Her main goal of the night is to fend off any advances on her friend so she will have company at the diner when she is stuffing her fat face with an omelet and a side of disco fries while she bitches about anyone and everyone. The D.U.F.F can be defeated with a high level wingman, but you will be expected to return the favor; a job not for the faint of heart. A naked D.U.F.F often smells like a box of crayons.

"Dude, I was about to bag this chick, but then her army of D.U.F.F's came out of no where and pulled her away. She must be a Volleyball player!"

"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"

by LexDimonds July 31, 2009