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exposed

To find out someone's secret, or see them doing a shameful act.
Then you yell: "EXPOSED!" while making a "X" by crossing your arms.
Jim broke the table when he sat on it. Jordan exposed him infront of the entire school.
by snake from T.O. January 13, 2009
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She Was Exposed To Penis

When a girl (Has to be a virgin) has sex and gets addicted. She never would of been addicted if she wasn't exposed to penis.
Fool #1: "Yo man, what happened to Heather?"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"
by Skimask619 August 15, 2009
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Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.
Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.
by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006
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Exposed Jiji

A formidable strategy in a tennis singles or doubles match, that usually has no counterattack. In this strategy, the tennis player or player exposes his or her jiji at the most surprising of times, resulting in the shock and deterioration of the opponent's mind, scarring him or her for life. Effect is doubled during tennis doubles. However, if used incorrectly, the jiji may backfire on the user, and may detach from the body in a puff of smoke.
Dang... we're losing so bad. There's only one thing to do... ... 3...2.....1.... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EXPOSED JIJI!!!!!!!!!!
Opponent: OMGWTFBBQ FUCK ME FUCK ME NOW OMFG
by mrfacker May 2, 2011
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Expoxsed

A bald male or female that has over 100k and accidentally killed a baby puppy on a highway
Expoxsed kills dogs
by HEHE666 November 12, 2018
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Expoxsed

expoxsed is a skinny legend that was born during the World War. She would snatch your weave just by looking at her.
nicki: omg do you know expoxsed
cardi: yeah she’s the one that tried killing me

nicki: YES! I stan
by eatmafunguz September 17, 2018
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exosexual

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.
Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022
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