Interwebs Exploder

Internet explorer. It has a habit to blow up the internet... or explode the interwebs.

Ah, dammit. I need Mozilla, now. Interwebs Exploder has died on me again.

by Elisabeth Davis July 8, 2009

subvert expectations

To behave contrary to an established belief or assumption for the purpose of being fresh and interesting. Usually used in the arts when analyzing the reaction of the audience to a performance or piece of writing. Sometimes mistakenly used as a positive when the result in neither fresh nor interesting.

A. Star Wars: The Last Jedi did a great job of subverting audience expectations!
B. No, it was just a narrative mess.

A. Your report written in crayon was very unprofessional.
B. Come on! I was just trying to subvert expectations!

by OkiShisa November 21, 2018

Exposure

The most hated word of the freelance commercial artist. When a company offers no pay, but instead, “Lots of Exposure” You, as an artist, better make a run for it, because this is the most toxic BS anyone will ever feed you.

Artist: “So the commission will amount to about-“
Company Employee: “Oh, we won’t be paying you, but you’ll get LOTS of EXPOSURE!”
Artist: “K bye”

by Squiddydoodles April 21, 2018

centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

by Ganzi November 14, 2013

Brutal Expectations

If you have no idea what is going on and are completly out of the touch with a community.

Player Base: "We want a working game with basic Battlefield features upon release."
Andy McNamara: "Love you guys but these are brutal expectations."

by Sir-Slang-A-Lot January 18, 2022

Lord explosion murder

It’s pretty appropriate for a soon-to-be Hero, worship Katsuki for he is the savior uwu

“What? Lord Explosion Murder was taken by the league of villains? How?!”

by Aria ùwú July 2, 2018