Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D
“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”
by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020
Get the ex-boyfriendmug. an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
Get the ex boyfriendmug.