Ebenezer

Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.

Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer

by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015

I can't even

The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.

"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"

by Nethalas August 27, 2014

what the hell is even that

a perfect response to "daddy chill"

Soft looking black dude: Daddy Chill
Boomer: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Ebenezer Splooge

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."

by jkabat December 17, 2011

evanescence

in actuallity it means: to dissipate or disappear like vapor

life is in a constant state of evanescence.

by frankie March 26, 2005

evenist

someone who always has to be even with the people around them.

my friends lady got hit in the chin with a soft air gun and denied the offer to shoot me back. so i shot myself. i am an evenist

by jesef September 23, 2007

make an evening of it

To masturbate; esp. of a female, and usually in a bathtub. (Originally in reference to the amount of time required to prepare for female masturbation, such as drawing a bath, lighting candles and incense, etc.)

A: "I'm going to 'make an evening of it tonight'."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."

by Jim-Bob McDuggan December 10, 2009