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Hoop Earring Theory

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
by HoopChick May 18, 2009
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Earrape

When dipn joins in a VC and shrieks in his mic like a screaming banshee.
Everyday on discord dipn earrapes and ends up hurting everyone's ear.
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Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.
Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night
by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021
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