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Fruity Envelope
Another more innocent, term for "bitch", or "a bitch" originates from French culture. Can be used in all the same forms "bitch" can.
That TV is Fruityenvelopin'! Quit being such a fruity envelope and get in the car! I see you've got a new pet; what a lovely little Fruity Envelope.
Fruity Envelope by Don Knotts March 26, 2007
idiot-envelope
A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
idiot-envelope by cc808 July 23, 2007
Brown Envelope Day
A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.
"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.
Brown Envelope Day by jim0203 April 4, 2010
Crusty Envelope Sealer
The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
Crusty Envelope Sealer by J|nn May 5, 2014