engish

A common spelling mistake of "English"

Foreigner: Hey man, um sorry for my engish I'm not a native speaker
American: O it ok dood lol ur eng is fine lol but u miss speelt english lol

by The Guy That Knows Everything May 27, 2014

envisualize

To place oneself in a real life scenario but imagine completely unrealistic outcomes.

or

To visualize a situation that is not within the realm of possibility.

My wife envisualized giving birth to a full term baby the size of a gulf ball, that slipped out with ease then grew to seven pounds in her arms.

or

When I envisualize asking my boss for a raise he tells me that, "a raise is not good enough for a fabulous worker like yourself." He then gives me a briefcase of cash.

by Scottypuppy August 27, 2010

Ennis

One who wrecks their car within the first month of getting their license.

Dude, your such an ennis

by Rindin November 23, 2007

EnisPenis

The best way to pronounce ESPN, especially when they are showing endless Yankees and Red Sox highlights or the World Series of Poker.

I can't wait for EnisPenis to stop showing the Yankers and Boo Sox so I can see the rest of the league highlights during the remaining 5 minutes.

by billberto March 29, 2005

esis

Teacher's worst nightmare. A website that they are supposed to use to keep track of their students grades. Doesn't give teachers any control when it's night for progress reports.

teacher: esis sucks

student: yeah just don't keep track and give us A's

by Shindigger January 25, 2009

Ennis

One who gets into a car accident within a month of obtaining a license.

Dude you wrecked your car!?!? Your such an ennis!!!!

by Rindin December 6, 2007

Ensinity

The true spelling of Insanity.

Politics recently have been full of ensinity

by god is a bidoof December 18, 2021