The Enemy Enema

when you rip off your enemy's arm, shove it in their arse then shove your hand down their throat so that you shake their hand. (a sign of respect)

you take another one of my fries and ill give you The Enemy Enema.

by BigBirdTurd September 15, 2015

seatbelt enema

happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.

mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!

by whoknowswhat456 February 24, 2020

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

Milk enema

When you pour milk into your boyfriends ass then give him a rimjob

Milk enema the thing that dallon gave to brendon.

Ex: brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.

I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.

by marsoopeyol March 3, 2011

enema bag

The receptacle of the enema that stores the water/saline solution

The niggas ass is backed up. Better get the enema out. Make sure the enema bag isn't empty.

by Kip_Abrams January 29, 2009

coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005