equine enema

Shelving some ketamine inside a gelatine capsule up your poop shoot.

“Hey mate is Dave alright?”
“Nah mate he’s spangled, he just did an equine enema, he’s in the k-hole.”

by Timeo October 21, 2023

seatbelt enema

happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.

mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!

by whoknowswhat456 February 24, 2020

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

Milk enema

When you pour milk into your boyfriends ass then give him a rimjob

Milk enema the thing that dallon gave to brendon.

Ex: brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.

I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.

by marsoopeyol March 3, 2011

enema bag

The receptacle of the enema that stores the water/saline solution

The niggas ass is backed up. Better get the enema out. Make sure the enema bag isn't empty.

by Kip_Abrams January 29, 2009

coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005