my brother, a nerd, a cool guy and an ass sometimes. one day i smashed an xbox one controllerr on his head then he beat the shit out of me, that kinda sucked, he has a both good sense of stile but also needs to shave.
guy #1 whoa Emmett let me copy your homework
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
Emmett raises hand
guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
by b!g_m@n_Q_d@wg January 30, 2022


"emmett" is a fake name used by a user called baldmmett. they are bald, british, a tax payer, a melatonin lover, a furry and much more that they should be jailed for. if you see baldmmett in the wild, make your escape as soon as possible. they are a very dangerous creature.
by maple!! July 18, 2023

by Johnny the security guard May 10, 2024

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

A annoying brat that needs to off himself
by Okie Doke man March 17, 2020

Emmett is that guy that most people click with quickly, he's funny, nice, and a good guy... for the first 3 years you know him. After that, he turns into a man that is constantly on his period and can't take a joke, would honestly rather be in a room with ten girls on their periods than him for a day straight after he starts going through puberty. Would rate a 6 out fo 10.
Guy 1: Yo this guy really started to get annoying I've known him for so long now he's so entitled
Guy 2: oh you mean he pulled into an Emmett
Guy 1: Exactly!
Guy 2: oh you mean he pulled into an Emmett
Guy 1: Exactly!
by Jackospark May 13, 2020
