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Rahm Emanuel

Chicago’s lying, racist, scumbag ex-mayor. Also known as “Mayor 1%” and “the ‘coverup’ part of ‘16 shots and a coverup.’”

Rahm Emanuel spent most of 2015 protecting killer cop Jason Van Dyke. Van Dyke murdered Laquan McDonald, a black teenager from the west side of Chicago, in October 2014. Van Dyke and other officers claimed that McDonald lunged at them with a knife and died after Van Dyke shot him once. A dash cam video of the incident, released in November 2015, showed this wasn’t true: McDonald never lunged at the cops, was walking away from them when Van Dyke started shooting, and was shot 16 times. Rahm fought to prevent the public from seeing the video so the cops could maintain their cover story.

Rahm now spends his time going on talk shows, where he complains that Democrats are too supportive of trans rights. Instead, he claims that Democrats should focus on “kitchen table issues” like the plight of students who cannot read. This is deeply ironic to anyone who remembers his time as mayor, given that literacy rates didn’t seem to be a concern of his when he closed 50 Chicago public schools back in 2013.
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Emanuele

A fucking idiot. Often verbally abuses of people and doesn't care about you. If you see one, run, as he'll try to kiss you with tongue
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Emanuel Veesion

He's perfect. Emanuel has the best personality traits: he's someone who shows you they truly love you and actually cares for you, he's genuine and romantic, his sweet words will always makenyou blush and give you butterflies. He will always try his best to be good to you and make time for you, Emanuel will always try to say sometbing nice to make you feel good. His parents grew him to be a good guy and has very good manners. He's very insecure but you know he's very handsome and hot. Can't forget about his mind blowing enormously dick.
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Emanuel

Emanuel is a funny guy and always hangs out with funny people. He has a huge schlong and is destroying girls in bed. He is the pinacle of straight men.
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Emanuel

A lying piece of shit who has the face even a mother can't love.
You cant go lower than an Emanuel.
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emanuelle

emanuelle is a really fun and special girl. she can sometimes seem to be a mean person. she has a brilliant mind and is passionate about music and freedom. she also hates rules and bolsonaro. emanuelle is the kind of girl you want around
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