Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.

Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.

by Fuckingshitassbuttsexhairyass November 29, 2016

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004