"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005
Get the total eclipse of the heart mug.Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"
Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
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by __FedEx__ December 13, 2017
Get the Eclined mug.The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.
The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.
The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.
Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.
Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.
Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.
by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009
Get the solar eclipse mug."Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Get the Total Eclipse of the Havarti mug.Sonic Eclipse Online (Also known as SEO) is an incomplete Roblox fangame that attempts to recreate the gameplay from the Sonic Adventure line of games. As of recent, the game has been getting a lot of backlash for not being worked on fast enough, and the allegations against the development team. (Google "DoctorRofatnik" for more information.)
1: ay bruh that game aint comin out any time soon
2: damn fr? thas that Sonic Eclipse Online type beat yknaa'm sayin
1:no cap
2: damn fr? thas that Sonic Eclipse Online type beat yknaa'm sayin
1:no cap
by Rye Lee June 6, 2021
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