The Chilean Earthquake

When your drilling a girl in the ass and she farts on purpose and it vibrates your dick to get you off.

"dude whats with the big ass grin"
"I got the chilean earthquake last night"

by dean and wyatt May 12, 2009

German Earthquake

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.

Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!

by Poot Wilter March 7, 2008

Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.

Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.

by spankyMc May 17, 2009

facial earthquake

Furious shaking of the chin.

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"

*cuts to person violently shaking chin*

by Ch0psi August 6, 2014

earthquake bulletin

When scared little girls spam myspace with bulletins about an earthquake that just occured.

Typical Earthquake Bulletin: OMG OMG OMG! DID U FEEL THAT PPPPPPPL????

by RuB_MyZZteR May 17, 2009

brownie earthquake

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013