Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012

Favor Exchange

A Favor Exhange occurs when two or more heterosexual males exchange sexual favors. A Sexual Favor could include, but not limited too: handjob, blowjob, or anal sex. This is completely Not romantic in anyway and is Not considered to be homosexual. This term is what many men want to ask for in other men, but are too ashamed to ask due to the fear of bieng labeled a homosexual. Most men have performed a Favor Exhange in one form or anouther at some point in there lives, but are too ashamed to admit it.

Dude1: "Hay Dude, you want to Exhange Favors?"
Dude2: "You mean a Favor Exchange?"
Dude1: "Yea"
Dude2: "Well, since niether one of us are gay, I guess we can, what did you have in mind?"
Dude1: "Well, If I suck you, will you suck me?"
Dude2: "Sure, lets do it."

by David Baldwin July 16, 2008

shit exchange

In order for the shit exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. The "shitter" then takes a massive dump on the receiver's asshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the shit into the receiver's ass.

Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)

James: I just ate three straight Mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.

by Philip Ochrango July 22, 2008

jew exchange

When two jewish people walk up to each other wearing their yarmulkes and put their hand on the other jews hat and put it on their head. Bassically switching yarmulkes.

We were playing basketball at the park when two guys wearing weird hats walked up to each other like they were about to do a drug deal, then they quickly switched hats and walked away without a word. The cops came up to us later asking us if we had seen a jew exchange take place.

by Conner Steinhorst April 26, 2011

needle exchange

a person who will hook you up with needles and supplies for injecting heroin.

call the needle exchange so we can shoot this dope

by skrillakilla August 5, 2005

corn exchange

A cool place where all Leeds "alternative" people hang out.
Popular with goths,emo's,moshers,etc.
People tend to sit outside rather than actually go inside.
Contains cool shops like grin,sugarlump and Pro piercing.
Friendly people. You meet new friends every time you go if you sit outside.
You should go!!
<3

Emo : You wanna go to out on Saturday?
Mosher : Yeah, shall I meet you at corn exchange at 11?
Emo : Yeah, I wanna get a new shirt from grin and then we'll just see who we meet.
Mosher : Yep, then we can go for a sheesha.
Emo: Cool!

by XxXAimeeXxX August 9, 2006

Stock Exchange

To put one's anus directly adjacent to the anus of another and then defecate, achieving penetration with the stool.

My date was passed out and i had eaten a whole box of cereal, so i gave her the ol' stock exchange.

by the bingo September 29, 2008