Ewan

A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.

Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!

by FMFlex April 13, 2005

Ewalt

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006

ewalt

a skinny white mammal known for mooching everything from every-fucking-one. If you have any soda or cinamon toast or anything sugary, hide it quick before he eats it. An ewalt is also known for never carrying money and never ever paying people back. Ewalts are known to consume over 8 sodas in one sitting without any adverse effects. Side note, ewalts have HUGE egos... and are sore losers, known to cry if beaten in risk. Also known to drum uncrontalably upon any availabe surface, especialy when listening to the red hot chili peppers.

"before that ewalt came overme by i had lots of soda."
"Ewalt owes me money from 5th grade baseball bets"
"that ewalt ruined the song with his infernal drumming."

by gordon bailey June 22, 2006

Ewan McGregor

A AMAZING ACTOR!! super hot especially in the movie moulin rouge..

omg i fell in love with ewan mcgregor! he has an amazing voice

by Charlie March 21, 2005

ewaculate

wacking off to the point of a massive ejaculation

Tyler was ewaculating while watching 2girls1cup

"aww dude cant you see I'm busy trying to ewaculate right now?"

by itsahairflip21 April 21, 2008

EWAShock

A EWAShock also known as a "Video Game Jobber" is someone who makes other players look good. Unlike an actual "jobber", a EWAShock doesn't lose on purpose, but truly believes they are the best.

Person 1
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"

Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"

by Big Bob Schlacci August 22, 2011

Ewan Harbord

A mental disorder that grows in your brain causing you to be intelligent but make inappropriate puns and remarks.

You probably have Ewan Harbord so book an appointment at the doctors

by Deeeeedazzz June 15, 2017