I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 1, 2014

dyson

1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers

ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.

haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson

it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson

by magandy January 4, 2008

Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Mei Dyson

Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.

imho Mei Dyson is a 10/10

by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018

Dirty Dyson

When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.

Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.

by Carole4eva March 14, 2019

dyson

To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.

Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."

Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."

by shavies March 22, 2009

Dysonbabe

A girl or woman who is such a filth monger, or has not had it in ages, appears to just hoover a man's member into her without much effort.Usually a bit of a slack annie down there as it goes in like a dentist's mirror. Without touching the sides.

Dysonbabes are numbered in the many in Britain alone. Such as many, many people who I can't be bothered to name.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008