A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.
by veganeater December 10, 2017
Get the dyslexic breastsmug. A Dyslexic Ginger is a ginger or redheaded person with the reading disability known as dyslexia which affects reading, spelling, and writing.
Jack: Hey Bob, who's that new kid?
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary
by The One who broke the Clock January 22, 2024
Get the Dyslexic Gingermug. 
When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,
Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.
by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023
Get the Emotionally dyslexicmug. by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016
Get the dyslexic fingersmug. When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
Get the dyslexic breastsmug.