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dunch

The act of coughing and unexpectedly releasing 1-2 day old food that has collected in the back of your throat, perhaps in the esophagus, and formed into a hard ball.
Mattie coughed and surprised Becky by dunching onto her shoulder. "disgusting", Becky replied.
by dunchbagvirgos July 4, 2009
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Dunch

The act of defecating in ones hand, and smacking someone else with it. A doo-doo punch.
Alex dunched Chris so hard, doo-doo went everywhere.
by The Goblin: Gee October 11, 2010
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Dunch

pronounced: dunch.
The exact meaning of the word is ambiguous; however, the context in which the word is used allows limitless connotations. Also, the strength of the descriptive words can imply the urgency of the word.
Neutral: "Man, you're such a dunch."
Positive: "Man, let's dunch all night long!"
Negative: "Man, you are a fucking dunch."
Very negative: "Man, I didn't want to tell you like this, but for the last 3 months you've been a total fuckin dunch. If there was a legal way for me to castrate you, you bet your ass I would. See you Friday."
by SloppyDonor November 1, 2007
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Dunch

{dA rather extreme form of Ass Spelunking occurring after lunch but before dinner. The extremeness being that it often involves shit covered orifices and brown mouth hugs. This can occur between two men/two women/man & woman. If more than two parties are involved it becomes a Group Dunching.
I dunched the shit outta that sorority chick last night!

Peter got all mad after we decided to dunch and I accidentally got some poo into his eye which gave him pink eye.
by dunchmaster5000 May 17, 2009
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Dunch

I had cheese and eggs for dunch.
by Robert Gay December 2, 2003
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dunch

Used or unused hand-me-down personal lubricant. A substanced used to make sex enjoyable that has been passed along and/or used by more than one source.
This dunch never fails.
by nottma March 3, 2005
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DUNCH

A TYpE of MARIJUANa That is sort of a mythical type of haze spoken only when under influence of marijuana
yo man im so gifted we should blaze some more dunch haZEE
by ESCoOO February 18, 2008
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