dunch 

The act of coughing and unexpectedly releasing 1-2 day old food that has collected in the back of your throat, perhaps in the esophagus, and formed into a hard ball.

Mattie coughed and surprised Becky by dunching onto her shoulder. "disgusting", Becky replied.

dunch by dunchbagvirgos July 4, 2009

Dunch 

The act of defecating in ones hand, and smacking someone else with it. A doo-doo punch.

Alex dunched Chris so hard, doo-doo went everywhere.

Dunch by The Goblin: Gee October 11, 2010

Dunch 

pronounced: dunch.
The exact meaning of the word is ambiguous; however, the context in which the word is used allows limitless connotations. Also, the strength of the descriptive words can imply the urgency of the word.

Neutral: "Man, you're such a dunch."
Positive: "Man, let's dunch all night long!"
Negative: "Man, you are a fucking dunch."
Very negative: "Man, I didn't want to tell you like this, but for the last 3 months you've been a total fuckin dunch. If there was a legal way for me to castrate you, you bet your ass I would. See you Friday."

Dunch by SloppyDonor November 1, 2007

Dunch 

{dA rather extreme form of Ass Spelunking occurring after lunch but before dinner. The extremeness being that it often involves shit covered orifices and brown mouth hugs. This can occur between two men/two women/man & woman. If more than two parties are involved it becomes a Group Dunching.

I dunched the shit outta that sorority chick last night!

Peter got all mad after we decided to dunch and I accidentally got some poo into his eye which gave him pink eye.

Dunch by dunchmaster5000 May 17, 2009

Dunch 

The meal in between linner and dinner.

I had cheese and eggs for dunch.

Dunch by Robert Gay December 2, 2003

dunch 

Used or unused hand-me-down personal lubricant. A substanced used to make sex enjoyable that has been passed along and/or used by more than one source.

This dunch never fails.

dunch by nottma March 3, 2005

DUNCH 

A TYpE of MARIJUANa That is sort of a mythical type of haze spoken only when under influence of marijuana

yo man im so gifted we should blaze some more dunch haZEE

DUNCH by ESCoOO February 18, 2008