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dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
by kr3493k February 14, 2008
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dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.
by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006
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Dumb and Dumber Shit

Inspired by the movie "Dumb and Dumber " when Jim Carrey's character gives Jeff Daniels character a large amount of laxatives to ruin a date. It lead to Daniels sitting on the toilet talking a very noisy, smelly shit. Dumb and Dumber shits often come after a thunderous stomach growl in which the person knows it is time to get to the toilet.
"That mexican food was great last night, but I feel a "Dumb and Dumber Shit" coming on."
by jh0818 November 5, 2009
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dumbshit

A vague insult hinting at the target's mental inability. Since nearly all insults are used interchangeably as expressions of overblown fury designed to humiliate or provoke retaliation, the exact meanings of any and all insults (as well as their applicability) are completely irrelevant, although they commonly make jabs at either the subject's difficulty managing cogent thought processes or his sexual performance/orientation. The common suffixes "fuck" or "shit" are often appended in the form of a surrogate adjective denoting the seriousness of the offense. A "dumbshit" person is therefore more dumb than a merely "dumb" person because of the presence of the "shit" modifier. As such, all you idiots inventing and quibbling over precise definitions are wasting your time and mine. Worse still are the dumbshits giving thumbs up and down.
Look at that dumbshit. Look at that dumbshit dance.
by Olo Crete December 9, 2008
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dumbest rhino

a juvenile rhino that is incredibly stupid. It has a distictive call and dress sense. it tends to wear burton clothing.
The dumbest rhino call is: MOOOOOOOOO!
by Golden Jewberwilly May 9, 2003
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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