dank

Street drug manufactured by none other than mistah J

What it is exactly is up for speculation

Dank is a HARD street drug yet non addictive

“Yo you got some dank? I’m trying to buy some”

by Tabitharabbit004 December 29, 2021

dank

Dope and totally original.

Usually in reference to memes.

All I make are dank memes.

by AGentlyUsedCondom December 16, 2015

dank

Drug suspected to have been created by mistah J

Dank is the opposite of a healthy drug, even in itself that statements an oxymoron. That being said, dank is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE don’t trust what people say about it being harmless

Goddamn, everybody trying to score some dank these days! Covid really fucked things up for weed and such

If molly and lean hooked up and injected with cocaine but sedated with northern lights + a xan or two = 48% of dank

by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

dank

cooler than cool. it means that its really cool, but more than really cool. its dank.

bro drake's new album is so dank.

by koolaid kidz May 17, 2017

dankatron

an expression used to denote exactly how dank a situation really is

Me: Yo B-fawlz I got them shrooms you wanted
Brendan: Dankatron!

by ginseng March 3, 2008

Dank Memefag

Someone who is basically in love with Dank memes. They're usually smelly nerds in the real world that pretty much take everything as a joke around them. Even "dark humor."

They're also known for being offended easily when someone insults their work. That's the only "joke" that they get pissed off at.

Nick: Hehehehe, check out this dank meme I made. Kek.

Mac: It's just a picture of Pepe on top of the Twin Towers while they're on fire. Not funny.

Nick: Kill yourself you fucking autistic nigger.

Mac: Dank Memefag much?

by John L.K July 28, 2017

dank nuggets

high-grade marijuana, usually in tightly packed bud form or sometimes moistened or hydroponically grown marijuana. see schwag

I would rather smoke dank nuggets than schwag.

The resin of these dank nuggets will coat my pipe and make it black.

by S8n June 3, 2005