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Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.
You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!
by Satan333 August 1, 2019
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douchechill

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.
Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.
by tncunnin April 14, 2005
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Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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Doucheburns

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.
Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.
by HardyMonster November 1, 2009
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DoucheCopter

Someone who has the rare ability to drop a douchey comment in even the most remote of conversations
That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.
by Bassrabi February 20, 2011
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Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
by Asks 1 December 28, 2005
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