One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
by First DB December 22, 2013
Get the Douchbag Santa mug.One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.
See also douchbag Santa.
by OG DB January 24, 2014
Get the Douchebag Santa mug.When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
by jamband October 17, 2014
Get the Douchebag Sandwich mug.When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021
Get the Douchebag Sweep mug.The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.
Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.
by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014
Get the Corporate Douchebag Speak mug.1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
by Bubblz the Clown April 2, 2009
Get the Douchebag Soufflé mug.A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.
Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.
What a douchebag!
There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.
What a douchebag!
There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.
by ndfnico November 13, 2011
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