douchie

Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.

From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".

by Cristo39 March 3, 2010

Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of being attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Dont be a douchie Danny

by angelica777 June 18, 2009

douchcicle

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

doucie

when two fingers, usually the index and middle finger are inserted either into the vagina, or the anus.

i just popped her a doucie.

by byron March 4, 2004

doccie

documentary

John McAfee doccie shows why boredom iss bad for innovators

by doccies November 25, 2013

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003