Double Jew Bluff

Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.

Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"

Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"

Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.

by Little donkey April 23, 2014

D-O-double jizzle

Dawg

by whore October 6, 2003

Double Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe

Two underage males nailing two morbidly obese women in a sandwich style.

Pedro and I were banging some fatties Double Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe-style when Pedro's right lung collapsed because he was stuck on the bottom.

by Karl Hungus III March 29, 2009

Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.

Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

by Steven Bunton April 5, 2022

Double Jeoprady

When you are tried for a crime and are found innocent you may not be tried again for the same crime.

Guy 1: I am going to shoot you.
Guy 2: You will get arrested.
Guy 1: No I won't. I have been tried for murdering with a gun before and I was found innocent. They cannot try you twice for the same crime. It is called Double Jeoprady.
Guy 2: Oh crap

by Trayton35 August 3, 2007

Double Jointed

When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints

We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome!

by Tiny Nips August 20, 2011

double jackass

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

by El Fredo October 27, 2004