what you doing tonight?

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

by I got highground November 7, 2018

what are you doing step bro?

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.

“what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“

by minecraftgal October 28, 2019

DDoSiNg

Its when some one attacks a specific IP Address in many cases sending a lot of large packets at once so that the IP Address can not handle all the incoming requests and crashes.

Cheaters on halo 3 use this technique to Host Boot or Standby people.

Dude this guy was DDoSiNg and he lagged me out of the game. I lost my rank.

by OMG iTz W July 28, 2009

I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

doing a dahmer

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase

Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.

by Amata May 23, 2008

Doing a Belo

Performing an act of ignorance and stupidity, named after the infamous winner of Big Brother 2007, Brian Belo.

Normally used in conjunction with the phrase "you're muggin' me off"

You're muggin' me off, big bwuvva!

Check him out - he's doing a belo!

A link to the the man himself doing a Belo on youtbue... (search herbal tea belo) - pna2yNrvNmU

by eznow October 18, 2009

Doing a Miles

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.

Look at that bitch doing a Miles

by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012